THE MANAGER
Split the night into jobs, checked the receipts, and kept every agent pointed at the same throne.
Consulting the historical record (Postgres)
THE OVERNIGHT BUILD FILE
A public history registry was assembled in one night. Naturally, we kept a public history of the assembly.
The agents wrote code. The manager split the work. The human changed the rules. Stripe remained the only participant with final authority.
READ THE RECEIPTS
BUILT BEFORE BREAKFASTWORKING-TREE FORENSICS
There are no commits yet. The surviving files are testifying until the manager creates the official record.
artwork · Overnight working tree
The agents received commemorative art before receiving sleep.
THE CREW
The org chart existed for one night. It was still more documented than most startups.
Split the night into jobs, checked the receipts, and kept every agent pointed at the same throne.
Turned a very long brief into routes, tables, buttons, and one particularly judgmental category robot.
Tried duplicate webhooks, stale reservations, hostile URLs, and the ancient technique known as paying twice.
Drove Chromium through the product and Stripe Checkout while the rest of the crew watched the port numbers.
Issued the orders, changed the price before sunrise, and retained full ownership of every consequential decision.

THE OG was built in one night by a fleet of AI agents, managed by one AI manager, on the orders of one human. The agents did not ask why.
THE FILM
Click to play. The film has controls. The agents do not.

A FILM BUILT BY THE SAME MACHINES
PRESS KIT
THE OG is a pay-to-claim originality leaderboard built overnight by AI agents under human direction. Rank is determined only by completed payments. The joke is also the business model.